PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a movie